- Parents just don’t understand and should fuck off, until you fuck up and then you love them again.
- Why have sex in a bed when you can have sex in a bathroom stall?
- When all else fails, just say “fuck it.”
- When all else fails just get shitfaced.
- Just when everything is coming together, someone dies.
- Party until you throw up or get punched in the face.
Any you can add?